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cynical wedding card for friend, funny wedding congratulations card by exit343design
cynical wedding card for friend, funny wedding congratulations card by exit343design

funny wedding card, wedding cliche card, card for wedding day

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In the days, weeks, and months leading up to my wedding, I encountered a variety of folks who were eager to pass on their wedding wisdom to me. Initially, I was thrilled to hear people's tips about one of the most important days of my life! What valuable insight would they be sharing that I missed in the wedding books and on Pinterest?? Just about every person told me variations of the exact same thing: "The day goes by so fast, so make sure you stop and savor some moments!" 

My apologies if I'm just the most cynical, cold-hearted person. These folks were just being nice and excited for me, but I also couldn't take one. more. person. saying. this. to. me. or. I. would. burst. And hence, this card was born- because maybe you have a cynical, cold-hearted friend like me in your life and that person is about to walk down the aisle.

This handprinted card features text surrounded by vintage floral illustrations, all printed in a sage green. The text reads, "everyone will tell you that this day goes by too fast!" and below, it says, "and now that the day has arrived, you never have to hear anyone say that ever again. CONGRATULATIONS!" Printed on French Paper's Old Green, this card is A2 sized, comes with a white envelope, and is blank inside for your personal message.

Note: this is a screenprinted product. Please allow for slight variations. Also note that the saturation of the colors might vary slightly from your computer screen to the item itself.

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